💸 NSNC RITE: “As Soon As I Get Paid” – Keb’ Mo’
Filed under: Sacred Rascal | Divine Comedy | Prosperity Field Repair | Fox Clan Outlaw Rites
🎶 Track Theme:
This song is medicine disguised as blues comedy. It’s for the Sacred Rascal, the one who lives paycheck to paycheck and prays with a wink. It carries a coded blessing:
“You can’t shame me for needing more.”
“Well I go to work, I get my check / I come back home, and I break my neck / As soon as I get my pay…”
It’s funny. It’s true.
And it breaks the hex of money-shame, survival mode guilt, and the myth that spiritual people shouldn’t want abundance.
💎 Gemstone Symbolism:
- Pyrite – fool’s gold, humor and wealth medicine
- Green Aventurine – prosperity through play, joy-based abundance
- Tiger’s Eye – financial courage, backbone in business
🦝 Totem: The Raccoon
Trickster, trash king, resourceful, resilient. Doesn’t ask permission. Knows where the good stuff is—and goes and gets it.
💃🏽 West Coast Swing Tidbit:
Excellent for solo groove play and rascal leads—perfect to teach funky tuck turns, syncopated footwork, and comic throwaways. Let the “As soon as I get paid” beat drop become a musical punchline in the dance.
Pro Tip: Use body rolls + shoulder shrugs as active “I’m unbothered” choreography.
📿 Opening Invocation (For TikTok Live, Mass, or Field Rite):
“To everyone who’s ever had just enough gas to get home,
To everyone who’s told their rent money secrets to a bottle or a best friend,
To the workers. The givers. The exhausted.
This mass is for you.
Because laughter heals what scarcity tries to rot.”
💬 Divine Masculine Dialogue (Sacred Rascal Channeling):
You (Honeybadger archetype):
“I’m not lazy. I’m tired of being broke and pretending that’s holy.”
The Divine (Fox Priestess archetype):
“You’re not greedy. You’re finally letting yourself receive.”
You:
“So what if I go a little wild?”
The Divine:
“As soon as you get paid? I say you celebrate.”
📜 NSNC Scroll Quote:
“Money doesn’t make you evil.
But pretending you don’t need it might.”
“Abundance without shame is a holy act.
You were never meant to starve your joy.”
💼 Field Use:
Activate this rite when:
- Breaking out of lack, poverty vows, or paycheck-to-paycheck trauma
- Receiving unexpected money and not wanting to sabotage it
- Honoring blue-collar faith, hustle energy, and comic relief
💥 Live Ritual Actions:
- Pull out cash (or write a fake $100 bill that says “Joy Credit”)
- Dance with it. Hold it up. Touch it to your heart.
- Say out loud:
“I know what to do with my money. I bless my cash flow. I earn. I receive. I rise.”
- Optional: Pour a little shot of something (tea, whiskey, or juice) and toast:
“To divine compensation. And to every time I didn’t give up.”
🕯️ Closing Benediction:
“Fox Clan, when the money comes in, you don’t have to disappear it.
You can feed the kids, pay the bills, and still bless yourself.
God wants you to thrive.
As soon as you get paid… don’t forget to laugh.
Because joy—that’s the real check.”
Aho, thanks.
Filed under: NSNC Sacred Rascal Codes | ScrollWell Money Hex Breakers | Divine Masculine Prosperity Rites
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