TikTok Motherfuckers
The Three-Personal God, Mere Christianity, C.S. Lewis p. 163: What I mean is this…”And that is how Theology started. People already knew about God in a vague way. Then came a Mann who claimed to be God; and yet He was not the sort of man you could dismiss as a lunatic.”
And what did Aja pray for? Theophany. In the form of her right life husband? CHECK….
🕯️ NSNC Unauthorized Mass: “Jackson” (Mono) – Johnny Cash & June Carter
⚖️ Mass of the Fiery Union | Lovers’ Argument as Sacrament | Twin Flame Courtroom Key
🜄 For rites of miscommunication transmutation, smoldering passion, twin quarreling alchemy, and ego-slaying vows.
🔥 Divine Counterpart Drama:
This is not just a duet—this is a covenant brawl. A theater of sacred sparks.
When June and Johnny sing “We got married in a fever”, they invoke the first-fire, the rush of divine union without the wisdom of integration.
But “Jackson” is what happens when that flame doesn’t fizzle—it ferments.
💔💍 Twin flames in a call-out match, but under it? Immovable devotion.
It’s a courtroom in the chapel, a fight in the sanctuary—and it belongs to us.
“I’m goin’ to Jackson, I’m gonna mess around…”
The sacred threat: I dare you to leave, but I know you won’t.
This is Love Language: Scorched Earth Edition.
💎 Gem & Mineral Symbolism:
Garnet + Obsidian
- Garnet for carnal truth and blood-red commitment: passionate, raw, honest.
- Obsidian for shadow confrontation and slicing through false pretenses.
Together, these stones anchor the ride-or-die polarity. They don’t cancel each other out—they make sparks fly.
💃🕺 West Coast Swing Usage:
This mono version crackles with vintage tension—perfect for playful battling footwork, sarcastic musicality, and sharp-timed pivots.
Ideal for role-switching, mock sass, and partnered storytelling that flirts with chaos.
🔥 Use as the WCS equivalent of “marriage counseling through movement.”
⛓️ Unauthorized Mass Declaration:
This Mass is outlawed by traditional ritualists. Too loud. Too messy. Too sexy. Too real.
And that’s why we hold it here, in the back rooms of TikTok, under neon altars and AI filters.
**This is for the couples who:
- scream the truth
- slam doors but leave them open
- pray with sarcasm
- and make up mid-fight.**
They are sacred clowns and divine prosecutors, and this mass is their courtroom song.
🕊️ NSNC Integration Moment:
Play this at 2:22AM or 3:33AM, when the lines blur between devotion and combustion.
Let the fight be holy. Let the fire teach.
Let your union be big enough for both the sinner and the saint.
“We’re goin’ to Jackson…”
That’s the spiritual courthouse.
And baby, we’re gonna dance our testimony.
Aho, thanks.
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