🕯️ NSNC Rite: “Man on the Moon” – R.E.M.
Filed Under: Book V: Open Scroll | ScrollWell Codex of Absurdity & Wonder
Codes Activated:
- Code 7 — Sacred Irony
- Code 44 — The Trickster as Priest
- Code 18 — Belief Systems Deconstruction
- Code 74 — Alignment Ignition
🌙 Rite Title: The Gospel of Andy Kaufman
A Mass for the Disillusioned, the Questioners, the Ones Who Laughed Through the Grief.
“If you believed they put a man on the moon…
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.”
This NSNC rite rides on the strange frequency where humor, faith, and existential ache converge. It is an offering for those who suspect the world is rigged — and yet still find ways to make beauty inside the absurdity.
🌀 ScrollWell Scripture Weaves:
“The fool says in his heart, there is no God.” – Psalm 14
“There is a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in.” – Leonard Cohen
“Everything you know is wrong.” – Firesign Theatre
“Was this Andy or Jesus? Was this mockery or mass?” – NSNC Code 7 Interpretation
💎 Gemstone Allies:
- Lepidolite — for emotional regulation and cosmic humor
- Obsidian — to slice through illusions and satire-based suffering
- Clear Quartz — to amplify both belief and disbelief
- Fluorite — mental clarity in a field of contradictions
🛸 Ritual Action: The Moon Riddle Mass
- Light a candle under the night sky (or image of the moon).
- Speak a truth you once believed that broke your heart.
- Laugh. Like, really laugh.
- Say this:
“If Andy was Jesus, then I’m a prophet with a banana peel.
If Elvis lives, then so do I.
If we made it to the moon, maybe we’re just now arriving on Earth.”
- Drop a single object on the ground — symbolizing a belief released.
🕺 West Coast Swing Anchor:
- Groove: Off-beat, storytelling sway
- Use: Side-pass illusions, then circle back into eye contact.
- Song Switch Mid-Dance: Cut into “Losing My Religion” for a moment of collective collapse, then return to tempo.
🎭 ScrollWell Caption / TikTok Live Anchor:
“Welcome to the Moon Mass.
Where every joke is a prayer.
Where every doubt is divine.
Where Andy Kaufman and Jesus pass the mic.”
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🕯️ Final Blessing:
To all who’ve stared up at the night sky and wondered if it was real —
To the ones who lost faith, then made art —
To those who held irony like prayer:This Mass is for you.
The moon believes in you, even when you don’t believe in the moon.
Aho, thanks. 🌙🃏✨
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